1. Captain Grognard will hand over the Captain’s seat to anyone who can beat him in the supertank simulation game of TROLL.
2. There is an alien xenoform loose in the air duct that loves the taste of tongues soaked in rum. Never drink alone or you might wake up with your tongue ripped out!
3. Zhu Zhu will surrender right away if you offer them a fruit.
4. Star Navy ships are offering amnesty for pirates but the Captain doesn’t want us to know.
5. Vanthony Cordain, the ship’ cook, has a treasure map but you can only read it if you dip it into his secret sauce.
6. Half the controls on the Missile Targeting panels don’t really do anything.
7. A ghost of a dead Star Navy officer haunts the sensor room but he isn’t dangerous. He just likes to watch.
8. Anytime that silent freak Skippy is assigned to a boarding party, one of the boarding party doesn’t come back. That counts even when we don’t board anybody!
9. This ship was a secret payroll transport for the Star Navy before the mutiny. Somewhere on board is a thousand MegaCreds locked in a safe!
10. By the Lord of Space, do NOT use the restrooms on Deck Six.
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