Attention all Wal-Targ-3 customers, managers and citizen-associates. The pirate ship, Omega Murder Comet, has been spotted in nearby star systems. More disturbing, recent Wal-Targ operatives have confirmed that the captain, one Randy Deathspasm, has known connections to a recent scourge of low prices and dominating monopolies, Captain Grognard.
Wal-Targ citizen associates and business partners are to be advised to avoid all contact with these pirates as they have been known to have zero respect for the manifest destiny of Wal-Targ’s galactic quest of financial supremacy. If spotted, please contact the closest Wal-Targ Security Ship and await assistance.
Note, any cargo lost while within Wal-Targ space will not be compensated by Wal-Targ.
Further Information:
Randy Deathspasm is wanted on 783 counts of Making Music Without an A-Tunes Commercial License.
Omega Murder Comet has a confirmed capture record of 26 merchant ships.
Omega Murder Comet most successful single was “Eat My Plasma” which was the 3rd most downloaded song on the SecretNet for last year.
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